Many nations are facing or have been faced with the phenomenon of brain drain aka the pool of talented and highly educated citizens of your country choosing to pick up stakes and search for their fortunes on other shores. There are of course many serious economic, political and social issues related to this phenomenon but thats not what I’ll be delving into.
The ‘brain drain’ I’ll be choosing to talk about is quite literally just that…the loss of common sense and a touch of etiquette amongst the common folk of our Sunny Singapore. This is rather amusing to me since there was a “Four Million Smiles” campaign launched in conjunction with the world bank meeting to get Singaporeans (especially those in the service sector) to appear hospitable and welcoming. Well either Singaporeans have limited hard drives and there is a constant loss of data due to disk clean-ups or they are simply not programmed to be civil and pleasant without being told to do so by the government. Whatever the reasons may be it is highly disheartening to be confronted by a lack of sense and manners from the so-called ‘educated’ stratas of this country’s society.
I could launch into a discourse on the varied ways in which this is exhibited but I believe in giving everyone their due so I will focus on just one example today.
Most of us have eaten in a hawker centre at least once and should you go to a hawker centre during a particularly busy time e.g. Lau Pa Sat between 12 to 2 on a work day you will see the a mass of people trying to get seats and many empty tables with just a packet or two of tissue paper. To the uninitiated you may think that there is no problem and there is a wealth of seats to pick from. Here comes the rub: Instead of finding seats and perhaps having a friend sit there while you take turns to get your lunch people will ‘reserve’ seats by placing these packets of tissue paper on empty tables. The poor fools who decide to get their food and then look for a table are often left wandering about hoping desperately that a seat should be vacant while there is still time in their lunch hour.
Now I can excuse (to an extent) this sort of behavior in a hawker centre. There is a certain lack of finesse, shall we say, to a dining experience in a hawker centre and you excuse some behavior you may not expect in maybe a fast food restaurant.
Imagine the setting to be a casual dining restaurant like Soup Spoon which has opened a new branch in the Market Street Carpark Complex. Given the area you would expect the diners to be the office staff, lawyers, bankers, IT professionals and you would expect that there would be no such issue in that setting. WRONG!
This picture was taken at the Soup Spoon branch mentioned around 12:30pm on 31st October 2006.

Tissue paper
This was not the first time AB and I had witnessed this but we lived in the hope that the behavior we noticed in the restaurant was a deviation from the norm or if it wasn’t then at least the staff and management of the restaurant would take a stand and stop this. The structure of the restaurant is such that the counter for placing your orders is right by the door as you step in and the natural inclination for most peole would be to place their orders and send someone ahead to sit and secure seats or to look for seats once the order is filled. The ‘Tissue-Paper Table Hogs’ who have yet to place an order of food in the restaurant, are by their actions, penalising people who have already purchased their meal and simply looking to actually consume the food they have bought.
“Four Million Smiles” for tourist or “more brain and less drain” in actual life?